The end of a retarded joke in order to make others feel shortchanged for knowing someone dumb enough to utter it.
"Want two CD's?"
"Yeah."
"Want to see deez nuts?!?"
door Looch 11 mei 2003
Old school game that never gets old
Me: You ever been to Chewons?
You: Whats Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts
door JingoBa 27 april 2008
Naked Boyfriend: Hey baby, you want to see my new undies?
Girlfriend: SURE!!!
Naked Boyfriend: Then how bout you suck UN Deez Nutz biatch
how bout deez nuts in your moms mouth
door Kelly Deeznuts 7 mei 2007
1. To sarcastically berate a friend, by referencing a slang term for the male testicles.
2. To punk out a fellow military buddy (or schoolmate) by referencing your superior huevos used in casual conversation
3. To grab one's point to emphasize the importance of one's anatomy in relation to another's.
Person A: You seem not to have any holiday spirit, mind if I sing?
Person B: Sure.
Person A: Jingle bells, Jingle bells...(raising voice from low to high) Jingle DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth bitch!

Person A: Chief Dangle was looking for you.
Person B: Chief Dangle who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Dangle DEEZ NUTS in yo muthafuckin' mouth!

Person A: Have you talked to Colonel Craven?
Person B: Colonel Craven who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) You've been craven DEEZ NUTS down your throat, biatch!

Person A: Mr. Al-sheiki called for you sir.
Person B: Mr. Al-sheiki who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Al-sheiki DEEZ NUTS on yo face!!!

Person A: Hey did you check out that new Chinese chick, Lei Tung?
Person B: Lei Tung who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) How about you Lei your Tung on DEEZ NUTS?!?

Person A: Did you get Captain Dip to sign off on your paperwork?
Person B: Captain Dip who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Captain dip DEEZ NUTS in your ass bitch!

Person A: Clay Akin is lookin' pretty hot.
Person B: Clay Akin who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high)You're Clay Akin for DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth, bitch!
door The Grizzle 16 december 2006
A way to make a stupid bitch feel like a stupid bitch, without flat-out calling her a stupid bitch.
Man: Ay, did what's his name get at you yesterday?
Woman: Who?
Man: Deeeeez nuts.
door Pope John Paul III 23 april 2003
Possesive description of the contents of my wrinkly sack when they are in your mouth. Easy way to tell someone whos nuts are in their mouth.
Deez nuts in yo mouf biatch
door Jon C D 7 augustus 2007
the testicles of a male
person 1: Can you hold these for me?
person 2: Hold what?
person 1: Deeeeez Nuts!!!
door Ashley G. and Jessia C. 1 oktober 2003

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