An exploding green dick.
*Mining my first diamonds*
*Creeper spawns up my ass*
Me: DON'T YOU BLOW UP MY DIA-
*boom*
Me: OMFG WHAT A BITCH
door DarkSoulUmbreonX~ 15 januari 2015
Exploding thin green thing that kills you. They are everywhere.
Player: :D
*BOOM*
You Died!
Player: Aw man, I got blasted by a creeper again!
Player 2: U R NOOB
Player: D:
door IisFilipino54321 13 juli 2012
A mob in Minecraft that sneaks up behind you and explodes after making a "ssssSSSSs" sound. Minecraft is a game created by Notch.
You just find diamonds...

"ssssssSSsss"

you turn around

"OH SHI-"

creeper explodes
door MineCraftFan100235 23 maart 2012
A phallus-shaped, green, and rather unhappy monster in Markus Persson's most popular game, Minecraft. They are renowned for sneaking up on players and exploding, killing the player and sometimes destroying something a player has built. They are hard to notice until it's too late, since Creepers don't make any sound when they're walking. When they fet close to a player, however, they hiss and explode. Like other monsters in the game, they can't spawn unless it's in a dark enough area, like in a cave, or at night. Many players will rage-quit after being killed by one and will not play Minecraft again for weeks on end.
Player is killed by a Creeper.
"Fuck! I didn't even hear the thing! Screw this game!"
door a-zenith 26 augustus 2011
A large green figure found in Minecraft that if it comes close to you it will sizzle and then proceed to blow up usually causing property damage and emotional distress.
"Thatssssss a very nicccccce everything you got there! SSSSsssssSSSS" said the creeper.
door Minecrafter66 10 april 2011
Toby McDonough
Toby McDonough stalks his timeline on twitter like a creeper
door BYEperfection 8 september 2014
1. A hostile self-destructing mob in the video game Minecraft.

2. Apparently a word that replaced "stalker" overnight around the turn of the decade, with a possible connection to the above's rise to popularity.

3. One of THE dumbest excuses for a movie/TV monster ever. Wears an ugly brown suit, and a mask with a face that looks like the male equivalent of a witch--green, crooked, etc. Occasionally, it can get even dumber when it's portrayed as an ACTUAL MONSTER, not some scrub-in-a-suit.
creeper: "SSSSSSSSSSSS" *explodes*
Steve: "AH! Oh, fuck you! I spent all friggin' day punching down trees just to BUILD that stupid cabin! Goddammit..."

ZOMG That guy John from school always likes your posts! CREEEPERRR!

Creeper: "GRRAAARGH!!"
*Velma pulls off the mask*
Scrub-in-a-suit: "AND I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS, AND YOUR STUPID DOG TOO!"
Shaggy: "Like, ZOINKS, Velma! I never would have guessed--because REAL monsters totally wear brown two-piece suits in order to look their best when terrorizing youth, right?"
door FinWail 5 maart 2014

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