People who join your group on Facebook and don't say anything and just sit there and look at the pictures of you and your friends drunk and seeing what everyone is saying
OR
Someone who is just so weird you dont know what to think of them.. they follow you everywhere and never say anything. They tend to be the butt end of jokes and dont even know it!
Shannon has a bad history with creepers while she is online.
That dude is such a fucking creeper
door T-Godd 2 maart 2007
A green four-legged creature who's insides are wired explosives. It stalks you, making no sound of its movement except the crunch of grass behind you until you turn to face the green monstrosity of which flashes white and ssSS's UNTIL- Boom. Then you lose your diamond pickaxe and respawn far from your location and slaughter millions of them in rage only to realize that.... It just wanted a hug.
Jimmy:HOLY ****! 3 DIAMOND ORE! -is beside lava-background creeper: sssssSSSSSSS.....
Jimmy:FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
-explosion-
Jimmy: watches the spinning mini-block diamonds as they are engulfed by the lava in a fiery inferno, respawns and jumps off 4 story roof-
door trickyboy21 2 augustus 2011
A green hostile mob that has the ability of charging toward it's opponent and blowing up in your face or could instantly kill you depending on level of the minecraft game.
Creeper: SSSS---Boom!

Person 1: What the fuck was that?!

Dead Person 2: Creeper got me and I was so close to the treasure!!!
door Grimoar 1 mei 2011
A green quadruped from the game Minecraft that is oddly shaped like male genitalia. These aggressive mobs, before exploding their victims into oblivion, hiss. The hiss is the only warning the player has of the creeper's presence, as creepers don't make sounds when they walk. The player then has approximately 1.5 seconds to vacate the range of the creeper before it has a chance to explode. When killed creepers drop sulfur (aka gunpowder).
Player 1: Hey look I found some gold!

Player 2: Watch out! There's a creeper!

Creeper: That's some nice gold you have there... ssssssssss
door Mr. Boab 27 maart 2011
CREEPER Definition #3

A CREEPER is Basically ANYONE, Male or Female, With A Creepy Presence or Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #2)

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #3
18. All Adulterers.
19. Tattooed Single-Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
20. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off & To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
21. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
22. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters &/or Step Daughters.
23. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
24. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
25. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
26. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night and at Work.
27. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
28. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
29. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
30. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays & Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
That Little Guy Reiner at Church with the Goatee Beard and Russian "Mail-Order Bride" "Half His Age" who "Hits On" Everyone is One Big CREEPER.
door Tina from the BGCA 29 augustus 2014
A person who responds thusly when called a creeper: "Uh, do I look like a giant, green, penis-shaped monster to you?!"
The awkward man, after being labeled a creeper and shot down by the girl at the party, lurched home to play yet another round of Minecraft.
door zelums 29 april 2012
A green monster from Minecraft that sneaks up behind you, hisses, and then explodes. When killed, it drops gunpowder, which is needed for crafting TNT.
Creeper: SSSSSSSS

Miner: OH SHI-

Creeper: *BOOM!*
door Savverz 30 december 2010

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