A cougar is an older woman, usually in the midst of a mid-life crisis, that dates younger men to feel better about her crows feet and saggy tits. Once thought to be on the endangered species list, the cougar has bounced back from it's grim demise mainly due to today's advanced medical technology such as botox and vaginoplasty.
24 year old male: "That chick is way hot but when she laughs, she totally sounds like she smokes a carton a day"

Friend: "Yeah man, that's a cougar, can't you tell by her stretchmarks?"
door SmittenxKitten 8 november 2010
a lady person at least 20 years of age (as of July), who pursues or has been with a boy person at least two years younger than her.

Not to be confused with a cradle-robber or pedo.
"Did you see that lady holding hands with that teenager? Whatta cougar.
door iknowacougar 28 februari 2010
Older lady who hits on and or dates noticeably younger men.
My theory on cougars at clubs "On fridays they are released from the care home so that they can feast on the flesh of the young and stay alive for another few years"
door KyeRae 29 juli 2009
An aging barfly.
MILF night? Nah, let's hunt cougar.
door gridiron62 2 november 2008
A woman who is 35+, sexually cunning, that prefers to hunt rather than be hunted.
There seems to be a lot of Cougars stalking prey at the beach today.
door Cougar bait 11 februari 2006
While the 40 year old may be hot, she isnt good for much more than a roll in the sack. Certainly not dinner or a movie.
I would love to bang that cougar but she wants me to talk to her and text her and give her the attention that she deserves. So not worth my time!
door misanthropist123 4 februari 2011
Known to many KeyHole faithful as being a bitch. Cougar refers to the pilot in the movie Top Gun (Merlin was his Wingman)who, after the first couple Mig's come along in the movie, was such a whiney little bitch he could barely land his plane.
Cody: "I thought Nick was shooting action zone today?"

Matt: "Nick didn't want to shoot action zone today."

Cody: "God, he is being such a cougar"
door 55Goose 10 juli 2008

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