Someone named Callum is retarded.
He is special in his own way.
He's a Callum.
Man1: Hey wtf did this kid just do is he retarded

Man2: No he's just a Callum
door FKNxGaming 27 november 2014
An absolute div who can't get a girl that he wants so he changes his mind all the time. He copies and pastes soppy love paragraphs off google because he can't flirt and takes pictures of lego bunnies. He gives amazing hugs and needs a haircut and a leg wax. He needs to make his mind up HINT HINT HINT.
"omg did you see his legs?!?!"
"yeah hes such a callum"
door hlmhlmn+G 6 december 2011
A cunt, a disrespectful prick that needs to sort himself out and realise he won't get any where in life being a dippy fucking twat. He has a fucked up body and needs to sort out his belly button.
Who's that over there?
Looks like shit

Oh wait it's callum
door Bobbyy12356862156778743 23 januari 2015
A very silly boy. Quite geeky, loves Harry Potter. Generally a creep. Anal about grammar. Avoidance recommended.
Nice nipples though.
1: I'm Callum
2: Ah, nice to meet you.. see you later
door RavioliFaceMan 30 augustus 2012
Lover of Cum
So are you Callum
door The_Troller726 13 juni 2012
A person that really should evolve.
Caveman Callum make fire with dinosaur bone!
door MamaChoide 2 december 2011
A guy who is seemingly perfect, smart, sweet, funny but not the best looking. You will go out with him and find him to be more interested in hanging out with his other friends (ex-girlfriends) than you.

After you break up you will find him to be vindictive and will try to get at you every chance you can.

Usually frigid and most people will believe him to be gay.
My boyfriend hasn't kissed me yet! He's such a callum
door Hennahotties93 30 juli 2011

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