(noun?) the most impossible name (?) in the English (Icelandic? Swedish? Human?) language (?) to (?) pronounce (?!)
Girl 1: Bee jork?
Guy 1: Bwork?
Girl 2: Borrrkkkkk!!!??!
Swedish Chef: Shwspork?!! Spork! Sork! Horkee Hork! Bjork! Bjork! Bjork!

(They all then, explode)
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To inhabite, or take over someone's office or cubicle
Dude, that guy totally bjorked Kurt's cube!
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The act of puking into your own mouth while burping
During the drinking game Kurt burped loudly then suddenly turned to spit into an empty cup, filling it with vomit. His friends cheered his epic bjork
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Björk is that musical artist from Iceland. Her parents were hippies. Her sounds, lyrics, videos, and behavior are outlandish... Icelanish. NEways this page is turning into a debate thread on her quality. Love her or Hate her. I've acquired a taste for the random... and she is that.
I'm Björk... my perspective on everything is out there, sometimes gibberish and non-relative.
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Bjork {proper noun}- Icelandic singer with many fans, some of them with other musical interests, namely, actual music. etymology- Icelandic. bjork/ed/ing/(verb intransitive}- Obfuscation of meaning, to make intangible, to hide the true meaning of. bjorky/-ish/ {adj.} to attire with oddments, to wear fashions from another plane of existence.
Bjork's new CD is definetly very much all bjorked up, I can't imagine how bjorky the concert would be.

That new babydyke from East High, came over all bjorky and said, "ooooooooooogieshmafalllalllallla rrrrr~.", so I don't really know if she is doing her part of the project or not- and WHAT is she wearing, a stained bleach bottle?
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To vomit (Spelled and pronounced the same as the famous Icelandic singer of the same name.); -ing, -ed
"I was dancing peacefully in the club until that drunk fellow bjorked all over my shoes."
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Perhaps an *onomatopoetic* word for "vomit"

Sorry, man. I just bjorked in your new car.
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