Someone who does not believe in any God and often paranormal activities.

Also, judging by the other definitions posted on here, they are people that come under a lot of flak from believers.
Some people say Atheism is the Belief in nothing and some say it is a lack of belief.

Its the atheist's choice really.

Simple as.
door mandalore cody 28 juli 2008
One who does not hold a belief in a higher power of any kind. One who chooses to control their own destiny and not rely on a mythical figure to do it for them. Contrary to belief, Atheists are not Satan worshipping heathens, as one would have to have a belief in God in order to believe that Satan exists.
Jane does not pray, go to church, or celebrate Christmas. She is an atheist and feels that participating in the affore mentioned activities would make her a hypocrite.
door aftershock7136 21 november 2007
A person who doesn't believe in a deity.

Oh, and also generally a rude, arrogant, bitter asshole who constantly belittles those of faith, probably because a Christian beat him up in 1st grade and took his lunch money. Yeah I know not all atheists are like this, just 99%. According to atheists, simply because they believe something makes it fact, and anyone who disagrees with them is a worthless imbecile.

Most of them spend an inordinate amount of time on the internet railing against something they supposedly deny exists, and subsequently cry and whine about people not tolerating their beliefs and "forcing" them on them, which hardly ever happens. Most atheists wouldn't have the balls to talk half the shit they do online in real life...that is, assuming they could leave their mom's basement.

Furthermore, they blame every problem of the world on religion. Columbine was caused by religion, polio was caused by religion, the Cubs losing is caused by religion, stubbing their toe is caused by religion, so on and so forth.

Also, though they constantly claim that all theists are retarded, delusional, ignorant, stupid, etc., they seem to spend all of their time hating on Christianity.

It's an eternal mystery how atheists can't figure out why nobody likes them when they are perpetual assholes to everyone else.
Picture a $100 bill in the middle of an intersection. One side has an open-minded, tolerant, non-hateful atheist. Another has an angry, rude, elitist prick atheist. Then there's Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. Who gets to the $100 bill first?

Answer: The angry, rude, elitist prick atheist. Why? Because the other ones DON'T FUCKING EXIST!
door Debunkerino 13 augustus 2012
Somebody who doesn't believe in God or a deity of sorts and needs to make sure everybody is aware of this
Regular folk: "Hi, I'm Dave"

Atheist: "Hi, I'm an atheist"

Regular: "Oh, cool, so what's your name?"

Atheist: "My name is Ethan, because it sounds similar to atheist, because I am an atheist"

Regular: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Atheist: "What's wrong with me?! You're the idiot who believes in a God!"

*Regular folk beats up atheist and then feels guilt*

Atheist: "It's ok, you won't go to Hell, because it doesn't exist, I don't believe it exists because I am an atheist"

Regular: -_-
door Theatheistdefiner 4 januari 2012
One who does not have imaginary friends.
My friend just spent an hour and a half trying to communicate with his imaginary friend whom he thinks can somehow help him get laid. Poor bastard. Should be an atheist.
door Mike the Ekim 9 oktober 2008
Someone that believes that there is no god. Some are more tolerant than others some are more fanatical than others, just like in every other group in the world.

PS: To the Christians, we tend to comment on you the most because you tend to attack the most. I have yet to run into a Buddhist monk ranting about how I'm going to suffer for all eternity for not being Buddhist.
Someone less tolerant of others: Haha. You're religious?! Stupid f*cking loser.

Someone more tolerant of others: Oh, I see. You're religious. I'm atheist.
door Atchan 18 september 2005
1. The dictionary definition which does not really fit on the internet, is: A lack of belief in a particular God, or Gods.

2. The real definition, which applies to the internet: The member of a religion of mostly anti-christians.

This is a religion characterized by word games and made up of mostly former childhood Christians from the western world.

Fun fact: It is the only religion in the world that uses semantics to pretend it is not a religion by quoting the above dictionary definition as if it actually reflects their religious beliefs and activities.

Uses code words:

'religion' usually means Christianity, sometimes means Islam, but almost never means any other religion.

Reason with a capital 'R' showing they worship some form of reason that is not a dictionary definition but a religious one.

'xtian' instead of 'Christian'.

They say 'YOUR God' when speaking to you, especially if you're Christian. They really mean 'I reject God'.

Some more honestly say, 'Judeo-Christian God' but are very careful not to actually bash Jews directly since they know it is still taboo in society, so they generally stick to Christians.

Some favourite activities include:

1. Dislike bombing Christian Videos
2. Like bombing their own videos
3. Comment flooding religious videos, especially Christian or anything mentioning atheism

Internet atheism may be the official religion of YouTube, but this has yet to be statistically confirmed. Though visual evidence is quite overwhelming.
'I'm an atheist, I don't believe in YOUR God'
'I am an atheist, atheism by definition is not a religion'

'Atheist's believe in Reason, and Science.' (Note the characteristic capital letters.)
door ayono 19 oktober 2012

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