A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
door Candymannnn 28 juni 2009
Something that guards your ass.
I was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. I could have used an assguard.
door Hank McGuillicutty 11 juni 2009
A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
door Rylan Kinnin 5 oktober 2006

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