The Alese is an elusive creature that is an Italian, woman, and from the hills of West by God Virginia.
Known for hermitting one week and being the life of the party the next week.
Also known for being strong, independent, ornery, analytic and witty, she is able to solve most problems and argue with a fence post until it rots.
If you ever cross the path of this creature, have fun and watch the Jager and vodka intake, it can cause several problems and severe injuries to others.
If you have sensitive ears, I suggest keeping your distance, as she can become very loud, very fast.
Man 1: Is that for people of for boxes?
Alese: Why don't you keep staring at my ass and find out?
Man 1: "Exits the building"