4 definitions by thickage

quite simply, taking a shit.
Lavinius and Cooch were on their 2005 MLB Midcoast Trip when Cooch needed to drop a deuce at a nearby truckstop.
door thickage 24 juni 2005
Co-lass-ter-bay-shion. A cross between the buzzword "collaboration" and masturbation. In short, people spend so much time "collaborating" that nothing ever gets accomplished.
"Dude, we've spent three weeks collaborating on this issue and we still haven't done anything."

"True. We need to stop all of this collasturbation."
door thickage 5 maart 2007
Somewhere between scrumpin' and scroggin'. You scrump or scrog a chick, but you shrump someone you have deeper feelings for.
"Yo, thickage, did you scrog KCsLuvPi tonite?"

"Negative, G. I shrumped her in the living room under candlelight and soft music."
door thickage 20 december 2004
Balls, Nuts, Gonads.
The Olympic runner was sprinting so hard, his goon squad was bouncing all over hizzle!
door thickage 9 juni 2004

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