A mid sized baptist college in south eastern pennsylvania that
doesn't have students
, but pods. eastern kids think that their shit
doesn't stink and think
they are holier than anyone else in the state. since they are so perfect, none of the students
smoke pot, but go across the road to cabrini to get high. generally low class, eastern thinks
they're hot shit
in a champagne glass, but are really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup.