20 definitions by philologue

a male addicted to indiscriminate heterosexual acts
That vulva vulture has screwed every whore in Utah and is now laying siege to Sister Josephine!
door philologue 5 oktober 2011
sexual metaphor
You'll find an extended clitophor on page twenty-seven
door philologue 23 augustus 2011
Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.
We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.
door philologue 5 oktober 2011
one who has an intense aversion to the external female genitalia, or simply to their appearance
I love fucking Julie but her cunt's so ugly - I suppose I'm in the classic vulvophobe's dilemma.
door philologue 5 oktober 2011
The process of becoming a highly desirable older woman
By her fortieth birthday Lucia's metamilfosis was complete.
door philologue 17 augustus 2011
Attractive older lady fond of outdoor pursuits
I often see that gorgeous windmilf up on the downs walking her dog
door philologue 12 augustus 2011
milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable
I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.
door philologue 11 augustus 2011

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