9 definitions by mr lobby

Top Definition
to be be spunk mugged.
to part with ones seed on the understanding that sufficient contraceptive precuations are in place.
the intention of the deception being to become pregnant for the purposes of securing a mate, coucil flat, celebrity child or financial gain through child support.

the spunk mugger can often be spotted congregating at the local council office. care should be taken not to aggitate them
as they often operate in packs and can be aggressive.
#spunk #mugger #csa #coucil flat #spice girls
door mr lobby 10 maart 2009
reverse social climbing commonly practiced by spoilt upper class brats who rebel against their parents borgois values only to run back to them when it all goes wrong.
the freedom to purposefully descend the social scale in the knowledge that you have a parental safety net.
" yah tarquin like yuh that girls like so totally a social bungee jumper "

well spoken crusty, media studies graduate, pompous festival organiser.

oxford street beggars wearing expensive designer foot wear.
#social climber #social climbing #bungee jumping #marx #media studies #crusty #student
door mr lobby 11 maart 2009
the art of bull shitting. a sponateous fabricator will live on his wits. to be be able to spontaneously fabricate at will on any given subject.
spontaneous fabrication - watch any political interview.
#bullshit #bullshitter #bull shitting #bull #shit #shitting #swindon
door mr lobby 11 maart 2009
favourite choir boy. a very gay person
to be gayer than the vicars bike
#gay #vicay #prince edward #choir boy #bike #gay priest #sodomy
door mr lobby 11 maart 2009
Faux cockney actor graduate of the RADA, Royal Academy of Dramatic Art.
The RADA Cockney is typically the male product of an affluent upbringing who feels immasculated by the priviledge of their background therefore compensating with the over use of a faux working class affectation.
any one who has ever been any of Guy Ritchies films. Guy ritchie is the RADA Cockney over lord his hench men include Nick Moran and Jason Streatham.

#nick moran #jason streatham #guy ritchie #rada #cockney
door mr lobby 10 maart 2009
a tool of ultimate forgiveness. the place she turns to when shes really spat the dummy, crashed the car or shagged the grandpa.
to kiss the penis of forgiveness
#penis #forgiveness #confession #jeremy kyle #royal bank of scotland
door mr lobby 11 maart 2009
stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury
get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as shit
#healing crsystal #alternative therapy #healing field #shamen #angel workshop
door mr lobby 11 maart 2009
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