the phrase used by semi-educated morons who mean to say "taken aback" when describing an event that left them disconcerted or abashed. usually used by the same idiots who say "addicting" when obviously meaning "addictive."
CHICK: "Wow, so I was at this fuckin party last night and I had a mojito."
CHICK: "Oh yeah, that shit is so addicting."
DUDE: "Did they muddle the lime for you?"
CHICK: "Yeah they meddled it right in front of me and this other guy was like a bartender or something and he said "quit ordering fucking mojitos, they're a pain in my ass to make and i've got a full crowd here." and i don't know, i was totally taken back- like totally taken back. but I kept getting them because they're so fuckin addicting cause they're sooo good."
DUDE: "you know something? i've never even had one."
CHICK: A mojito?
DUDE: I know. weird, right?
CHICK: that's like a crime where i'm from.
The act of contemplating the cause of your erection.
"I suddenly noticed that I'd become aroused, but knew not why... I contemplated this matter, thus eflecting... an eflection."
An ancient Eastern-European tradition of birthing a baby directly into a bath of bleach, much like water-birthing except with a highly concentrated cleansing agent in place of the water. Used primarily to "clean the freckles" from the child, as to maintain its purity. Has been known to cause scarring and permanent blindness.
" Scrub оно. Scrub оно harder." " Они aren' t приходя off." " Что? " " Они aren' t приходя off." " Harder."
"Scrub it. Scrub it harder."
"They aren't coming off."
"They aren't coming off."
Monogrammed scalpel set packaged for personal male use.
"I don't know how we're gonna afford another one."
"I mean, we can barely afford this roof over our heads."
"Another kid, I... I just don't think we can do it."
--Avoid this situation with an iSectomy---
The act of making a purchase at a Dunkin' Donuts or a Dunkin' Donuts affiliated establishment (i.e. Baskin Robbins) with an erection, especially if said purchase is part of a value meal involving a food item plus beverage.
(Dude walks into a Dunkin Donuts with an erection)
I'll have a number 3 please.
DUNKIN DONUTS EMPLOYEE
You have a huge hard on.
Gee, I guess I'm Dick dunkin'.
DUNKIN DONUT EMPLOYEE
Guess you are! Number 3, right?
the act of having a three-way with two women; one of African descent, the other Chinese, specifically in a hot air balloon.
We're so high up!
I know! What a great idea, Anthony!
You too are both so beautiful.
(the girls giggle, then KENYAN GIRL and CHINESE GIRL each kiss ANTHONY)
Now you two kiss.