5 definitions by jiggaslapnuts

Top Definition
Straight arm look away hand job.
Sally didn't like Richard. But Sally was drunk, so she gave him a Salahj to make him go away.
#handjob #ski #blowjob #hj #sex
door jiggaslapnuts 18 oktober 2007
Straight Armed Look Forward Double Hand Job. Pronounced "Saul - Ph - Didge".
For an extra $20, the hooker gave Ben and Jared a Salfdhj.
#handjob #ski #sex #double team #hj
door jiggaslapnuts 18 oktober 2007
Small kernels of feces that get stuck in the hair of your beach, or "chode."
After a sloppy poo, Sam had a lot of beach crumbs he had to wipe out.

#perinium #chode #beach #taint #poo
door jiggaslapnuts 18 oktober 2007
Vice President I'd like to F**K.
Sarah Palin has the chance to become the first ever VPILF
#vice president #president #milf #gilf #cougar
door jiggaslapnuts 2 september 2008
The area between your ass and your crotch. Often hairy or "sandy" with "beach crumbs" aka "poo crumbs"
We have a great picture of Ryan putting his beach on John's face when he was passed out.

It was a nice day at the beach until Billy decided to wipe back to front.

That bitch so dirty, you never know what diseases will wash up on that beach
#perinium #chode #taint #ass #balls
door jiggaslapnuts 18 oktober 2007
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