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16 definitions by jerry the moose

 
1.
A talented and charismatic young girl.But often mistaken for a hooker due to the amount of make-up.
man that Zac Efron chick is zexy
door Jerry The Moose 4 maart 2008
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2.
Facebook for people with short attention spans.
basically, anything on the trending topics on twitter would only last about 40 seconds, unless its the iran election.
door Jerry the Moose 21 juli 2009
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3.
Another, massively gay, disney tool. He stars in Jump In, High school 1, 2, and 3.Whenever he sings he makes me want to shit my pants, 50% due to the corny lyrics,and the other 50% due to the amount of effort put in to the audio recording to make him sound half as bad.

And I got news for you corbin, your not a super star-your album sold 105,000 copies...and only 18,000 on your first week.
some of Corbin bleu's lyrics-

Deal with it(ooh)I ain't tellin you no lies
Girl, Deal with it(ooh)
Tell me why you roll your eyes
Just, Deal with it(ooh)

Look out Beyonce
door Jerry the Moose 16 februari 2008
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4.
The coolest polar bear EVA!!!!!
Activists:The bear does not belong in the zoo!!!,It belongs in the wild!!!, Kill it!!

Knut:Shut the fuck up, I have more merchandise than any of you mo fos!! you aint got nothing on my shit bitches.

door Jerry the moose 14 februari 2008
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5.
1.An old chinese torture method.

2.Paris Hilton's greatest stab at acting since house of wax.Paris needed a new blockbuster movie to show the world her talent since her CD ''paris'' sold a whopping 607,000 copies in the US Alone, she created this visual master piece.The film stars her getting her totally ugly friend to get screwed by her BF.It has made an amazing amount of 25,000 on its first week. It also single handedly won over american audiences to scratch the eyes out with their ticket stubs.
Paris Hilton(on screen):Ya, shes like such a total nottie
guy 1:o dear god
Guy 2: how long will this horror last!
guy 3: exactly 70 more minutes of the hottie and the nottie
Guy 1:AAAAAAAAA my eyes Are dirty!, I have clean the dity out of them!
(scrathes eyes out)
Paris(on screen)like totally awesome!
door Jerry the Moose 20 februari 2008
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6.
Disney + Umbrella corp.

Or what the loveable classic animation company turned into.Disney corp makes Zombies too, but their called teeny boppers
Welcome to Disney corp.
Our business is
Is Pop-Culture
Itself
door Jerry the Moose 17 februari 2008
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7.
When an Music artist's song or record Ironicly describes the mental state or position the singer is in. Amy Whinehouse's Rehab and britney's Lucky is the best example of this.
A classic example of Spears Irony:

And they say
She's so lucky
She's a star
But she cry cry cries in her lonely heart
Thinking, if theres nothing missing in my life
Then why do these tears come at night?

The course of Britney's Lucky
door Jerry the Moose 23 februari 2008
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