4 definitions by gilderock

Top Definition
n: The result of a penis being sandwiched between breasts or butt-cheeks.
I made the perfect dickwich when I stuck my cock between her tits and mashed them together.
#double-decker dickwich #penisandwich #boner-boobs #dickwitch #dykewich
door gilderock 11 maart 2009
The clot removed from the aftermath of a massive bloody nose. It acts like elastic whilst pulling it out and tickles the nostril of the bearer. It can also be siphoned through to the mouth and spat at a target.
I went to blast out my nose placenta and it landed on this little kid's head, then a dog came by and ate it. It was such a dark red gelatinous mess.
#nose period #nasal abortion #red rocket #bloody #massive erection
door gilderock 14 oktober 2010
Ejaculate. Falling semen. The liquid excretion following male sexual stimulation.
Oh man, I flooded that stripper's face with so much man rain, it damaged her wood flooring. If you like penis coladas, and getting caught in man rain... penis colada jiz fizz load baby batter throat yogurt
#jiz #semen #ghost loads #man chowder #cum
door gilderock 13 januari 2014
A pair of titties so wonderful they make you shoot a load that drains your sack.
Sheila's rack is perfection. In fact, after making a dickwich with her last night, I nearly drowned her in my man rain. I now have to recharge my balls. I guess you could say Sheila's got cumdustable bust!
#dickwich #man rain #combustable dust #ball draining cum mag #drained nuts #shooting blanks
door gilderock 18 mei 2014
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