1) Who you end up speaking to when
you call your
brother and he won’t come to the phone.
2) What picks up the phone before the answering machine
can get to it.
Your call has been intercepted
by the spokescunt. Everyone is home, but nobody
with any balls is here to answer your call. You can’t have the money because
I am busy spending it. I know
what’s best. If you have additional money for me to spend, please press one and the spokescunt will spend your money in the order
in which it was received. Thank you for calling. Goodbye.