1. (n) A word used to explain why someone loves pirates.
2. (v) To sing Johnny Cash while changing into athletic attire.
3. (n) A beautiful woman.
-How do pirates celebrate christmas? They say "Wench wench wench!"
-You're such a Jolan!
-I fell into that burning ring of fire!
-Why are you jolan'?
-Her eyes are as blue as the sea, her hair as smooth as a waterfall... She must be Jolan.