1. the noise your mobile phone
you put it too close
to a tv, speaker, stereo etc.
2. a random word, often used as a greeting by a flid
3. the name
4. JPs favourite word
JP: "hey guys you know the noise your phone
Guys: "No, what is it?"
JP: "You know when it goes: Schwarb Schwarb Schwarb"
Guys: "ha ha, JP you flid!"
Crog: "Hey schwarbington bear!"
Me: "Crog, you prick"