Cause of left-handedness. Lost
cause in the eyes of educators, all due to that fact that lazy parents did not take
the time to beat their children into the right habit at the appropriate age.
"All the job requirements
are fulfilled...yet due to the fact
that you are left-handed, we cannot hire you at our company at this time."
"Left-handed is like being ass handed
"We left-handers also have rights! We want equality!"