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18 definitions by bongoman

 
1.
fucking with the chick atop your central business district so her hot wet pussy slides up and down your super-hard cock as you, lying on your back, give a little thrust now and then...she does all the work but you and your woody have all the fun...
Hey, bro', she really digs ridin' the rod with me...she puts the buckin' into the fuckin'!
door bongoman 12 december 2007
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2.
Performing a sex act similar to ridin' the rod; the dude is on his back, so his erect cock sticks straight up like a saddle horn. His lady aligns her pussy with the ol' woody and sits back in the saddle formed by his crotch and his legs...then she slides up and down his cock, slowly at first, then faster until he's buckin' and fuckin' her ass off...and when they come together, the ride is worth it!
"Hey, man, I wouldn't mind takin' one of those cowgirls for a ride...you know it's cool to be the saddle when she's ridin' the horn."
door bongoman 10 januari 2008
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3.
the experience of having sex or fucking with a chick or lady, especially when your penis or cock contacts some hot, wet pussy
"What's the problem with you, dude? Haven't you been getting your dick wet lately?"
door bongoman 5 december 2007
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4.
noun; euphemism for one's crotch or the human genitals, including but not restricted to balls, cock, cojones, dick, stones or woody in men, or cunt or pussy in women
"Gotta protect the ol' central business district," I sighed as I pulled on my jock strap before going out on the field.
door bongoman 18 oktober 2007
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5.
A full mustache or 'stache worn in fu manchu style with a goatee, with or without a patch, in the style of former St. Louis Cardinals home-run hitter Mark McGwire.
I got tired of foolin' with a full beard, so I shaved off the sides and turned it into a McGwire.
door bongoman 9 januari 2008
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6.
noun; another way to describe a man's penis or cock and his stones, and in particular their use during fucking.
"Hey, bro', did you ever to get to swing the ol' bat and balls with her yet?"

"Nah...didn't get a chance."
door bongoman 22 oktober 2007
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7.
noun; slang term for a station wagon, particularly one that has been turned into a low-rider or a street rod; so called because the roof of a station wagon is longer than the roof of a closed car such as a sedan or hardtop; these cars, formerly thought of as old-fashioned cars that only tennis moms would drive, have become fashionable since they don't look like your mother's minivan...
"Dig that long-roof Chaz is driving! Never thought an old Country Squire would look so good!"
door bongoman 5 december 2007
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