A nocturnal event similer to a wet dream
wherein the subject usually wakes to discover a drool covered pillow or, in extreme cases, a shredded pillow. The subject often describes dreams of eating marshmallows or other puffy white objects. Known causes of marshmallow dreams are:
Not eating enough before bed.
Eating too much before bed.
Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.
Repressed food fetish.
Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
Guy: Wierd, last night I dreamt I was eating a giant cotton candy sheep, youknow like in charlie and the chocolate factory, then when I woke up my pillow was soaking wet with drool.
Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.
One of those folding lock blade knives with the little stud on the blade that allows a person to open it with only one hand. When modified so that it can be opened simply by a flick of the wrist(sometimes with some thumb pressure), it becomes a flip knife. In some states it's considered the same thing as a switchblade
Everbody knows T packs a flip knife, thats why the pigs are on him all the time.
A five letter word/sound/palindrome that expresses every emotion imaginable all at once. It can be used to express pain, pleasure, fear, happiness, sadness.. Anything. Usually used as a single sound. It can also be used as an expletive similar to the word fuck
Hey guess what! I got a new dog! EEMEE!
A nocturnal activity sometimes heard of in the rowdier parts of the American south east, that can be done by anyone regardless of race, gender of sexual orientation. It involves trapping a large raccoon, placing it in a burlap sack, shaking and poking the sack to get the raccoon as pissed off as possible, then finding some random douchebag
in a convertible, opening the bag, and tossing it into the douchebag's car.
Cats and possums can also be used, though this should never be attempted with skunks.
Jamal, Christy, Shane and I went coon bombing last night. That guy in the beamer didn't know what hit him.
A slang term for raccoon
. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.
Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?
Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
An alcoholic beverage made by combining every other alcoholic beverage available. A little of this a little of that. This includes mixing beer, wine and liquor in the same container. May contain non-alcoholic ingredients as well, such as soda mixers or juice. Often made by combining the last quarter shot or so of any near empty bottles.
So named because the beverage, when consumed, or sometimes just stared at or breathing in the fumes, will:
Give you a hangover that feels like a failed suicide attempt.
Get you so drunk you'll think you died.
Possibly kill you.
Give you a taste of death, thus convincing you not to commit suicide.
Drink with caution.
Ok, we've got a little bit of vodka, some rum, some jeager and some red wine left, who's up for a suicide solution?