Illness often experienced by people who refer to themselves as camp counselors.
-feelings of constantly being followed around by groups of children
-hearing simple, repetitive questions such as, "What are we doing next?" and "When's pool time?"
-finding minor lapses in personal hygiene completely acceptable
-need to make up code words to use in place of inappropriate words and phrases
-bouts of complete insanity
-darkening of exposed areas of skin
Campers is most prevalent in the summer and often goes into multiple, brief periods of remission (often after week-long periods of symptoms) before finally going away.
I can't, I have campers.