4 definitions by TheMasterOfBates

Top Definition
When an illegal immigrant from Mexico runs to the border while pregnant and accidentally has a baby in the sand.
Person 1: "Is she from the US?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, I heard she's a sand baby."
#beaner #sand #baby #mexico #mexican #larry #babies
door TheMasterOfBates 28 juni 2011
An old woman's vagina
Why does it take old women so long to pee?
It's like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich
#grandma #old #sex #grilled #cheese #sandwich
door TheMasterOfBates 29 januari 2014
Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.
I was getting the best pit stop from this girl when she accidentally gave me a flat tire.
#flat tire #tar pit #pit stop #sex #arm pit
door TheMasterOfBates 16 april 2011
The act of having sexual intercourse by placing the penis in the armpit of a woman and thrusting back and forth.
This chick was on her period so she gave me the best pit stop!
#flat tire #sex #girl #penis #armpit
door TheMasterOfBates 16 april 2011
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