1. The hottest cheerleader in your high
school class that your rich old dad just
married and moved into
and you can't stop thinking about boinking.
2. The 30 something Thai bargirl your dad just
married and brought home that gives you a raging hard-on. See MILF.
1. "Ted, your mom's really hot! "Shut up Bill!"
2. Step mom "Son, will you put lotion on my back" BOING!