a man who is very effeminate and an OBVIOUS closet case homosexual
is engaged to be married to a woman. At times he may not be gay but act JUST metrosexual enough that
SWEAR you smell a hint of cum on his breath. If he was heterosexual, he would be her fiance, but since the probability is high that
he likes dick too... he is better titled
as her fiange.
The woman in this
farce of a relationship may be aware of this
, she may be oblivious to it, or she just may not be bothered by this
because she is sleeping
with her co-worker/friend's husband on the sly.
Setting: An office
Co-Worker: Hey, did you hear that
Bob & Stacey
Co-Worker: (laughs) Oh... you mean "en-GAY-ged"?
Co-Worker: Huh... I don't get it?
Co-Worker: What!? Are you blind, deaf, or should I just call
you Helen Keller? Bob is as queer as a picnic
basket in January! Lispy ass voice, and that
swishy, prancy walk of his. I think he may even wear
Co-Worker: Well, how could Stacey
and him have been together for so long if he's gay?
Co-Worker: Because, you moron, she is sleeping with everyone's husbands around here. Bob is her fiange... kind
of like a fiance except were all pretty sure he likes dick
as much as she does... I mean, come on, if she was getting her needs taken care of by Bob... why would she be sleeping with so-and-so's husband?
Co-Worker: Wow... maybe you're right!