38 definitions by Teratogen

The stuff that humans are made of, from Cosmos, by Carl Sagan.
We are made of star stuff.
door Teratogen 15 september 2010
Like Watergate, except all about Weiners.
Congressman Weiner did not show is schlong to a woman on twitter.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It's Weinergate!
door Teratogen 11 juni 2011
The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.
My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!
door Teratogen 8 mei 2011
When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.
I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!
door Teratogen 28 december 2012
A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.
I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.
door Teratogen 21 december 2011
Passed out from alcohol or drugs.
I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!
door Teratogen 3 mei 2011
An exclamation of surprise (from Niven/Pournelle novel "The Gripping Hand")
Well, rape my lizard! If it isn't my old friend Rosa!
door Teratogen 12 juni 2011

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