aka "Dunn-dock hun", a rotting
cesspool on the Eastern side of Baltimore
County, Maryland (known to those in Dundalk as "Merr-land"). Sandwiched between a sewage treatment
center aka the shit plant and a disgusting town called Highlandtown, Dundalk houses
some of the most
vile Maryland residents. Women there often boast between 6-12 teeth, hair that
is at least
3 shades and copious
amounts of 5$ tattoos. They
have 6 kids each, with approximately 2-3 fathers, of which
1 is known. The species known as the Dundalk male frequently wear shorts that
end only 2 inches from their white Reebok
classics, with an Ecko
shirt that they
spent their entire paycheck on. Even
have their hair shaved to a 1 they
use a half a bottle of Dep gel and brag about the silver chain they
bought at the North Point Flea Market.
Popular Dundalk hang outs
are the Zu and Howards Pub, which
on any given night, entertain you with some of Dundalks finest getting into brawls over mistaken facial expressions
or a Dundalk whore showing up to the bar with her new babydaddy to make
3 or 4 other babydaddies jealous.
Devoid of good dental
and linguistics but full of leg-spreading sluts and exciting new STD's, Dundalk is a place you never want to experience.
guy 1: Dude, why does
smell like shit??
guy 2: I got off on 695 East accidently and drove through Dundalk.
guy 1: Dude, burn that shit. Now.
Dundalk bar slut: Oh my gawd, Tommy! Dat guy in da South Pole shirt
just sed scuse
me and shit and I dint move- FUCK
HIM tryin to walk an shit- an he said it 'gen and kepp goin!
guy: Man fuck
dat asshole, fuckin'wit my bitch an shit walkin and movin thru
the Zu like he owns dat shit. I'll kill his ass. He best not step!
Dundalk bar slut: Yea, baby, fuck
'im up. And get me another Miller Lite
can when yur dun. Fuck