323 definitions by Sean

the act of shitting in a bag and ringing someones door and slapping them in the face with it profusely and then when the shits everywhere kick them in the stomach and haul ass
LOL look at that loser who just got a brown bag special or we're gunna go to *name*'s house and give them a brown bag special
door sean 18 mei 2003
a person who likes to eat shit and and then eats his or her shit and then eats the shit that was shitted out twice
you shit sucker
door sean 13 maart 2003
a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.

hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.
guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"
door sean 27 februari 2005
The act of penile/anal sexual penetration.
Sam: Hey Sean, what's up?
Sean: Dude, seriously, don't open the door, we're performing ragnarok!
Sam: BUTTSEX!
door Sean 8 maart 2005
When a nut sack is put into your mouth and you suck on it and make it all wet. Usually preceds anal sex.
I was takeing a shower when suddenly a vent opened up and a nut sack slowly lowered into my mouth. I sucked on it and thought "Hey...I'm being tea bagged" and then I had sex with the shower head.
door Sean 10 april 2003
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