Wargasm... The result of not having intercourse for months at at time; while deployed to war; and then finally returning home and having amazing, hard stress relieving (quick) sex.
Jordan: "man that 9 month deployment to the Stan
Zach: "yeah? what was the worst part?"
Jordan: "To be honest probabley not having sex... But dont worry I took care of that last night... Destroyed Mary Jane Rotten Crotch
Zach: "That good huh?"
Jordan: "Yeah it was quick... But I had a real good Wargasm, don't think she'll be walking for a while!"