(n) (used in Florida, possibly elsewhere in the US). Police officers who patrol on bicycles. So-called because they are presumably in better shape than their car-cruising brethren.
"Hide the piece, man, sizzlean's comin' down the street."
"It's hard to take sizzlean seriously when they're wearing those shorts."
When diaspora Jews celebrate Christmas by omitting all references to baby Jesus, etc., leaving only the fun pagan stuff: trees, presents, songs, TV specials, egg nog, etc....
Q: "Hey Seth, why does your family have a Christmas tree? You're so assimilated!"
A: "Back off, Ari. It's Judeo-Christmas. We had Chanukah too. Don't be all super-Jew with me."