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91 definitions by Patrick

 
1.
To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face.
I would like to titty fuck that stanky ass hoe.
door Patrick 12 februari 2003
 
2.
(verb, oftenly used with "out") - To decide not to go at the last second; To "ditch" or "bail out."
"You said we were gonna go see the movie! Don't change your mind and flake out!"

"Damn, it's been an hour since we were supposed to meet. I bet she just flaked out on me."
door Patrick 18 maart 2003
 
3.
a forty thousand dollar bar tab
i cant wait to go to cheers
door patrick 16 april 2005
 
4.
When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open
When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.
door patrick 10 maart 2004
 
5.
Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.
I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.
door Patrick 23 april 2008
 
6.
The highest point of pleasure while having sex.
OOOOOOHHHHH YYYEEEESSSS!!!!! THAT FEELS GOOD!!!! UGHHHHH!!!!!! YEA YES!!!!!

Something along those lines
door Patrick 4 april 2005
 
7.
(adj.) Something that is viewed with suspicion and/or cornyness, (i.e. a hokey sales pitch)
That was one hokey-ass movie we just saw.
door Patrick 27 januari 2004