Randomly placed bottles filled with cider colored liquid
found along any major
highway or road. From
a car traveling at high speed they appear
to be bottles of unfinished apple juice, when in reality the various containers
are filled with human urine.
Dedicated truck drivers
who's pay load is always on time
frequently slug many quarts of caffinated beverages to stay alert. As their bladder swells, the innovative road
warrior then tinkles carefully in the soft drink bottle
while maintaining control of a 30 Ton rig at highway speed. To make sure that there will be no mistakenly drank pee pee as fatigue sets in later on, the trucker wisely tosses
cider from the truck
and reaches for another 2 liter of Mountain hollar.