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34 definitions by Noir

 
1.
Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.
Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.
door Noir 11 november 2006
 
2.
Spanish: To strike someone. Hard. Usually in a fight, but sometimes by accident. The plural of this is chingasos.

Me dio un chingaso en la frente! = He hit me upside my forehead!

Quires unos chingasos? = You wanna go to blows?
door Noir 20 juni 2006
 
3.
A vegetarian who also eats fish or other seafood. From the latin word for fish: piscis. Also known as a fishetarian.
I'm going pescatarian, since I really like lobster and it's so hard to find protein in vegetables.
door Noir 11 juli 2006
 
4.
Mass consumption in the eternal quest for what is cool, distinct, difficult to acquire, or just plain ugly. Hipsters engage in hipsterism by shopping at the most trendy places, always looking for the most unique items. Everything, from the type of clothes worn to what you eat is a status symbol to the hipsterist.
Darren's hipsterism had run rampant by the time he bought his 7th vintage BMW motorcycle.
door Noir 19 augustus 2005
 
5.
1. A bad ass (as in William Gibson's book "Neuromancer", in which Molly is described by the Jamaicans as a real steppin' razor). Someone you wouldn't want to fuck with.

2. A razor used to cut up drugs.

3. Former reggae musician who played with Bob Marley.

4. A forum member who writes with vitriolic wit and aggression.
1. If you start shit with that steppin' razor, don't be surprised when you have to pick your tongue up off the floor.

2. Cut me a bump with that steppin razor.

3. Didn't Sublime do a cover of a Steppin' Razor song?

4. Steppin' Razor always tears up the boards whenever he comes on.
door Noir 21 juli 2005
 
6.
V. To worship something excessively. To spout off verbally over how much you like something.
That Emo girl was gushing over how much she loves She Wants Revenge.
door Noir 19 juli 2006
 
7.
Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually clueless about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.
This phone zombie bitch was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart right into her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.
door Noir 10 januari 2007