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3 definitions by NobodyLikesPaul

 
1.
Mug
1.British slang for a fool or someone who will do anything for you if you just ask such open the door, run the shop for you etc.

2.slang for a face which doesn't really appeal to you, someone ugly

3.mug is another word for cup

4.American(some areas) & Mexican slang for mother fucker originating from the term "muv" and eventually becoming "mug"

5.trying to stare someone out (slang not very common in England)

6.mugging someone is also slang for robbing them in the street
1.Kevin: eh gaz get the next round in mate
Gary: alright, 3 pints yeah?
(Gary comes back with the pints)
Kevin: thanks for tha you mug lol nah only joking mate

2.John: eh gaz when you went up there did you see the mug on tha barmaid lol, she looked like fuckin the emperor off star wars

3.Gary: nah i got served by some nobhead wearing a cowboy hat, should buy him a mug sayin worlds biggest gimp
Kevin: yeah but your the one buyin him it you mug lol

4.Random Mexican: whats that holmes have i just heard you call me a mother fucker holmes?
John: whoa were the fuck did this wanker jump out from lol
Random Mexican: what holmes now your callin me a wanker holmes

Kevin: eh mate could you do me a favor, could you say 'Itsa Me Mario'
Gary: lol what are you talkin about you tit thats Italian lol
Kevin: oh yeah lol anyway mario could you fuck off now please lol

John: i think he likes you Kevin cause hes just staring into your beautiful eyes lol
Kevin: eh mate are you gonna stand there all day or do you wanna sit down

5.Random Mexican2: carlos man lets just go stop tryin to mug him out holmes
John: Jesus another one, is tha star wars barmaid breedin them or somethin
(the two Random Mexicans leave)

6.Kevin: when we go outside we better be careful we dont get mugged by the mario bros thats somethin i could never live down lol
Gary: dont worry we'll be safe as long as tha Indiana Jones gimp is still behind the bar lol
door NobodyLikesPaul 27 april 2010
 
2.
The Internet is the nearest any human will get to a god.

The internet is more powerful than any human in existence

The internet is more knowledgeable than any human in existence

It is a collection of minds across the world that forms a collective consciousness which is much like the trinity
(or the old creatures off the demonata)

It also gains more power with every millisecond and not so far from now will implode on its self leaving us helpless and back in the dark ages because at the time when it implodes it we would have become so dependant upon it that we wouldnt know how to live without it
meh maybe the internet wont implode
door NobodyLikesPaul 2 mei 2010
 
3.
when a headphone breaks and your just left with one headphone
Mike: hey John have you saw my headfon anywhere? i need to listen to music but my touch is only 1st gen :(
John: no lol why dont you buy some new headphones
Mike: ive grown attached to this one, i mean ive had it for like 2 months, thats the longest ive ever had a headfon :)
John: okaay weirdo lol
door NobodyLikesPaul 2 mei 2010