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7 definitions by Nad Retard

 
1.
A bitch who only sucks on the tip of the dick. She knows the penis is more than two inches long, yet she won't venture beyond the tip.
Coont was chillin after a good night of slangin rock and drinkin 40's like it wasn't nuttin. A slut came over and began to tip. Coont threw her out a 3 storey window to show his disgust.

"Fuckin Tippers," said Coont. "Got that right," agreed Nad.
door Nad Retard 13 april 2008
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2.
A girl/woman with whom you can not score.

She won't succumb to any male tactics including wheels, cash, swag, months of work or even a gigantic cock.
Nad: "Yo Coonty you tapping that old bitch yet?"

Coonty: "Christ, no. I've been spitting game at this woman for six months now and I still haven't got her shirt off."

Nad: "Grandma's quite a quilter!"
door Nad Retard 27 augustus 2009
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3.
When you and your friends are playing the card game Hearts, and one player insistently Wallflowers, unless to stop a Power Run. In this case, they unflower themselves, and stick out their large, often bumpy nose.
Nad was Power Running like a champ, when all of the sudden Jiffy stuck out his nose and stopped the run.

"Fuckin A," said Nad. "I didn't see you Walljewing there, Jiffy! Wtf!"

"Hehehehe," chuckled Jiffy as he rubbed his nose.
door Nad Retard 21 augustus 2009
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4.
When playing the card game Hearts, the Milton is the player who stops the Power Run. This is always the second player to take points, therefore eliminating any chance of a Power Run for that hand.
Nad was one trick away from taking all 26 points when all of the sudden Jeff Walljewed, and took the final heart.

"Fuck this game," yelled Nad, flipping the table.

"One point Milton!" exclaimed Jeff as he reached for the scorecard.
door Nad Retard 23 augustus 2009
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5.
Koala Style occurs when a man is having sex with a woman in missionary position and whilst receiving from the bottom, the woman wraps her legs around her partners waist.
Nad: Yo Coonty, how did the Scuzz go on friday?

Coonty: Lets just say that mother of six I was hitting on ended up taking it Koala Style. Who knew?

Nad: A fine catch!
door Nad Retard 8 januari 2010
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6.
When someone is horsin' to the max. Horsin'means screwing around.
Lab Teacher: No horse-play in the lab.

Student: You're horsin so hard you're a black stallion.
door Nad Retard 31 oktober 2008
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7.
The strip of skin between your johnson and your belly button; the opposite of a gooch.
Nad was getting his dick wet with Moniqua when suddenly Nad said, "Lick my nooch." Moniqua then said, "I usually don't lick nooch." To that Nad retorted, "You lick my nooch, RIGHT NOW!" Of course she abided.
door Nad Retard 13 april 2008
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