Cockroach crawl is when you crawl under a random object slapping your hands on the ground like a fucking maniac. See cum eater Cockroach crawl also stands as an example of the most annoying thing in the whole entire fucking work, a cock roach. see billy yoder
Billy: Whats up?
Toxic: Nothin, what did you do last night
Billy: After choking on my fathers chode, i did the cockroach crawl into his asshole.
Mystical creature was a little mystical creature the size of my penis. Mystical is one of many alter ego's of the famous toxic mike, (aka mysterious). Mystical was grown up in a clean house hold, every thing was very tidy, and he loved to play with his brothers like hs liked to bone his mom up the ass. His mother was a huge boner who liked to eat chodes. One night her tampon leaked and it went into mystical's mouth. Mystical didn't like the taste of blood but he really like the taste of the tampon. Mystcial procceeded to chew like it was bublicious gum! MMMMMMMM MMMMMMM good, it was as tasty as cambells soup! Mystical then contracted "Toxic shock sydrome" and died on impact.