n. - one who hangs around doing little or nothing. Synonymous with jerk off
. Also "pulling one's pud".
Employee #1: What's Matt doing over there?
Employee #2: Oh, he's just pulling his pud.
Employee #1: What a pud puller!
v. - to weave around as if in a stupor. Can be shortened to the more convenient 'nize. Past tense 'nized. Other useful forms include the comparative 'nizier and 'niziest. Also 'nizing.
Did you see that guy almost crash into me? He was 'nizing all over the road!
n. - incorrectly spelled but correctly pronouced synonym of schwanz
. Used only by dtweete. Now pronounced phonetically in jest.
Hey, luche my svanch.
adj. - unable to be educated
I am the incredible poetical ineducable B-I-Z-MZA-A-R---KIE.
The ineducable Biz was kudrnizing
around after blowing some hitters last night.
HUTHUTHUTH dadalalalala!!! Touchdown!
adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.
Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller
caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."
n. - The predominant musical tune in tecmo
that plays when you snap the ball and drop back 30 yards to the back of your own end zone. This manuver is then followed by a 115 yard TD bomb to your guy.
v. - The act of dropping back to the back of your endzone and throwing a 115 yard bomb to your guy.
Are you going to dadalalalala? Yeah, I'm going to dadalalalala. Touchdown Willie Gault, fucker!
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