5 definitions by MachineShop

Similar to the act called the High Five. One man takes a girl doggystyle while the other is getting a blow job but instead of high fiving each other, they miss the high five. One man slaps her on the ass and the other slaps her in the face.
We totally gave that yatch the HIGH MISS.
door MachineShop 22 november 2007
The updated modern version of SCHWING.
Said when you see an extremely attractive woman.

To give an erection.

The Halo 3 nerd way of saying SCHWING!

Also used to annoy your roommate ( or any person for that matter) by entering a room or approaching an individual and making the (facial, moneyshot motion) while saying BLAM!

A female that is so incredibly attractive you want to ejaculate in her face.

BLAM!
-Jessica Alba... BLAM!
-Tia Carrere... BLAM!
-Nicole Scherzinger... BLAM!
-Lucy Lui... BLAM!
-Somaya Reece... BLAM!
-Christine Dolce... BLAM!

Did you see that girl? She is f'n gorgeous! BLAM!
door MachineShop 9 januari 2008
You blast your load all over some chick's teeth to help the aid in fighting cavities. Think pearl necklace for the mouth.
Girl: I have a toothache
Guy: I have a cure for that, it also fights cavaties and gingivitis.
Girl: Really?
Guy: Yes open your mouth and say Ahh, gives a whole new meaning to Pearly Whites.

Dude I gave this bitch a some pearly whites. She LOVED IT, looks like she found herself a new dentis.
door MachineShop 22 december 2007
Someone who is computer illiterate.
The act of being bad with technology.
One who doesn't care to learn about technological things.
AKA my friend Kevin
When it comes to computers I'm a techtard.

As far as society's concerned, he is techtarded.
door MachineShop 10 januari 2008
The act of getting breakfast in bed, followed by good morning head. The ultimate goal for any male to strive for. Also a clue that the woman doing the bread giving is a keeper. The key to a man's heart is through his stomach, and his penis, at the same time.
How was your date last night? Great I woke up to the best BREAD I've ever had. Dude she gave you BREAD? You gotta keep that dame around.
door MachineShop 9 december 2007

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