1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

A punch that comes solidly from the side.
I hooked him with my right.
door Kung-Fu Jesus 16 april 2004
When one nerd claims superiority over another.
Eugene: I've never got it on with a girl, I own you.

Poindexter: oh yeah? Well I've never even spoken to a girl, but have 50GB of tentacle rape pr0n on my C:\ and have every star trek episode on DVD

Eugene: omg you rule

Poindexter: omg wtf j00 pwn3DD!!!1
door Kung-fu Jesus 28 juli 2004
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For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on
My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn
door Kung-fu Jesus 27 juli 2004
To verbally attack, using disparaging terms.
He.was.slag.ging.me.off.in.the.bar.so.I.beat.him.and.fucked.his.bitch.har.har.har.


YEAH YEAH YEAH
door Kung-Fu Jesus 30 april 2004
One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.
"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"
door Kung-Fu Jesus 19 april 2004
Usually preceeded by a name, this refers to a hypocrite who believes that they are perfect.
Denida thinks his shit doesn't stink.
door Kung-Fu Jesus 21 april 2004
(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.
Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.
door Kung-Fu Jesus 12 mei 2004
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