1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

A punch that comes solidly from the side.
I hooked him with my right.
door Kung-Fu Jesus 16 april 2004
When one nerd claims superiority over another.
Eugene: I've never got it on with a girl, I own you.

Poindexter: oh yeah? Well I've never even spoken to a girl, but have 50GB of tentacle rape pr0n on my C:\ and have every star trek episode on DVD

Eugene: omg you rule

Poindexter: omg wtf j00 pwn3DD!!!1
door Kung-fu Jesus 28 juli 2004
To verbally attack, using disparaging terms.
He.was.slag.ging.me.off.in.the.bar.so.I.beat.him.and.fucked.his.bitch.har.har.har.


YEAH YEAH YEAH
door Kung-Fu Jesus 30 april 2004
peg
For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on
My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn
door Kung-fu Jesus 27 juli 2004
Usually preceeded by a name, this refers to a hypocrite who believes that they are perfect.
Denida thinks his shit doesn't stink.
door Kung-Fu Jesus 21 april 2004
One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.
"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"
door Kung-Fu Jesus 19 april 2004
(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.
I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom
door Kung-Fu Jesus 15 mei 2004

Dagelijkse gratis email

Vul hier je e-mailadres in en ontvang elke ochtend gratis het Urban Woord van de Dag!

De e-mails zijn afkomstig van daily@urbandictionary.com. We sturen nooit spam.

×