1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

A punch that comes solidly from the side.
I hooked him with my right.
door Kung-Fu Jesus 16 april 2004
(n.) One who lives ouitside the law, using his or her own morals or religious experience as guidance.

(v.) To declare illegal
Robin hood was an outlaw, as were the early christians in the roman empire


After allowing his chance to become the discoverer of cocaine pass him by, Sigmund Freud was a little pleased at the global decision to outlaw it, meaning he had lost less than he had expected.
door Kung-Fu Jesus 19 mei 2004
(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.
I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom
door Kung-Fu Jesus 15 mei 2004
To verbally attack, using disparaging terms.
He.was.slag.ging.me.off.in.the.bar.so.I.beat.him.and.fucked.his.bitch.har.har.har.


YEAH YEAH YEAH
door Kung-Fu Jesus 30 april 2004
(n.) A song by a 70's/80's band called "Survivor", made infamous by being the training song for the Rocky movies. One of the greatest/cheesiest songs ever, with an instantly recognisable guitar intro.


(n.) To have complete focus on becoming the best fighter/hunter.
Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
So many times it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the tiger
i'm feeling so good
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all
With the eye of the tiger

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds still we take to the street
For the kill, with the skill to survive

It's the eye of the tiger
i'm feeling so good
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all
With the eye of the tiger

Risin' up, straight to the top
Had the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive....


It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all
With the eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger!
door Kung-Fu Jesus 11 mei 2004
Usually preceeded by a name, this refers to a hypocrite who believes that they are perfect.
Denida thinks his shit doesn't stink.
door Kung-Fu Jesus 21 april 2004
When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.
Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!
door Kung-Fu Jesus 18 april 2004

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