Abonneer Dutch
zoek een woord op, zoals tex-sex:

7 definitions by Khizzar

 
1.
Expletive. An expression of awe and appreciation. From the blending of "Mother of God" and "mother fuck."
"Mother of Fuck, what a sweet ass."
"Mother of Fuck, you were hot last night."
door Khizzar 19 mei 2008
32 12
 
2.
Socially envious and competitive, seeking to get ahead of one's friends. Whereas "competitive" has a broad range of application, including athletics and business, "competitious" refers exclusively to social jockeying.
"How come she's so competitious? She's not even a viable competitor for him."
door Khizzar 15 mei 2008
3 4
 
3.
After a woman shaves her pussy, the hair gradually grows back. After four or five days, it reaches the hobo stage. After a week or more, the stage is called "sailor."
Example 1, he to her: "Oh, I see you're at the hobo stage again."
Example 2, she to him, "Watch out, there's a hobo down there!"
door Khizzar 27 november 2009
3 9
 
4.
A blow job given a man wearing a condom. Named after the Winnie the Pooh character Eeyore, who received a broken baloon for his birthday and enjoyed picking it up with his mouth and moving it into and out of a jar.
"Shit, man, I'm not giving you an Eeyore, take that thing off!"
door Khizzar 6 november 2007
9 15
 
5.
Falsies; a severly padded bra.
"Of course I fucked her. It was Friday night, she'd borrowed her sister's gag boobs for the evening, it was a golden opportunity."
door Khizzar 29 januari 2008
1 10
 
6.
Fucking instead of food.
Nosy co-worker: "Did you boyfriend make eggs for you this morning?"
Self: "Umm. We had a continental breakfast."
door Khizzar 9 april 2010
7 22
 
7.
Breasts.
"See her tits floppin around? Those girls should be in a harness."
door Khizzar 11 juli 2008
54 78