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60 definitions by Jeff D

 
1.
A woman that is very confident of her sexual abilities.

A woman that finds it easy to get men in bed.
Monique was Cuntfident she could easily get Alan into bed leading ultimately to a Mushroom Cloud.
door Jeff D 18 februari 2004
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2.
A person that is totally obsessed with asses.
That dude is totally obsASSed, because all he does is think about naked butts.
door Jeff D 16 juli 2005
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3.
When someone is selfishly concerned with their own orgasm and ignores the other persons needs.
Evan always got a lot of girls to sleep with him, but not for long because he would always come too fast and ignorgasm them.
door Jeff D 21 juli 2005
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4.
The freakish condition where a sadly obsessed and arguably mentally ill person continually clicks the thumb ratings of accurate Urban Dictionary words they don't like, that most people will never see anyway.
The thumb ratings of Rhondate, ERICTION, Slunthore, Enigman and Cuntrol are clearly indicating a very severe case of Urban Thumb requiring some serious therapy and/or a brutal bitch slaping.
door Jeff D 4 september 2005
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5.
After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"
"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."
door Jeff D 19 april 2003
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6.
A very rare find - A pussy(cunt) that's super tight like an anus(ass).
That girl was so damn tight she had a cuntass! The ideal kind of Slunthore indeed.
door Jeff D 7 september 2005
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7.
Someone that doesn't know how to pleasure a woman very well because they can't work the clitoris properly. (CLIToris + idIOT).
Clyde tried to make Bonnie come, but he was such a clitiot that he couldn't get her off.
door Jeff D 9 augustus 2005
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