636 definitions by Jake

pussy lips, cunt, pussy, snatch, slash, etc
I'd like to plow her furrow with my dick.
door Jake 1 maart 2004
im really,really,really stoned eg i have been smokin lots of weed and am felling the affects strongly
john sed"im high as a motherfucker"
door jake 14 juni 2006
a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate
Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.
door Jake 24 maart 2004
to feel a certain special tension in one's sexual parts
Arousal began to overtake me like a wave.
door Jake 7 maart 2004
A social get-together that involved the auctioning off of boxed lunches prepared by the women. A potential sweetheart might let her man of choice know how she had decorated the box she prepared so that he would try harder to be the one to successfully buy it at auction. This was a way for young women to show off their meal-making skills. He who bought the lunch would share the meal with the one who prepared it.

My grandparents met this way; my grandmother was Amish and my Scottish grandfather paid a HUGE price to purchase her box lunch.
Violet decorated her box lunch with daisies so that Milton would know which one to bid on at the box social.
door Jake 3 februari 2004
A person that has mental problems. A person that is sick or has a polluted mind.
Dude THAT guy is a sickoo. He just makes mom jokes all the time trying to be cool in front of his friends. =O
door Jake 22 april 2005
Used when disgusted or upset about something
1.When bobby was fired he remarked "This is bullshit!"
door jake 30 november 2004

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