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636 definitions by Jake

 
22.
A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period.Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours. The string hangs out beyond the labia, so if you're wearing a thong and a short skirt, make sure the string doesn't show when you bend over.
he: I don't mind buying condoms but don't try sending me for tampons or pads just because you didn't plan on ever having another period !
door Jake 20 februari 2004
 
23.
verb: to penetrate with penis

verb: to screw financially
1. I nailed her 3 times last night.

2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.
door Jake 6 maart 2004
 
24.
(noun)circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.
I find her nipple very erotic, and the best part is that she has TWO of them !
door Jake 18 januari 2004
 
25.
(noun) disparaging reference to a woman who sleeps around and readily accepts penetration sex without protection
Mona has fucked most of the guys in the office, she's just a cum depository.
door Jake 24 maart 2004
 
26.
To make up a rap as you go. Could be a battle, a poem, or just a rap.
I sit here spittin weird on this teen geared urban dictionary/
hopin the votes of my definition hit high notes like a canary/
So don't lose your skill and become sick and senile/
And as long as it ain't prewritten its kickin a freestyle/

By Me three seconds ago
door Jake 19 december 2003
 
27.
a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.
I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.
door Jake 20 februari 2004
 
28.
the action of placing your index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and moving the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation leading ultimately to orgasm & ejaculation
she stroked me until I came as I was licking her pussy
door Jake 15 maart 2004