a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being
resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly
and stab gypsies. This being
normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.
"I say Jeebs, look
it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase
he might try Martination upon us old beans"