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7 definitions by InvisibleWater

 
1.
1. A silent call to enlist in the military

2. An overrated piece of crap that baits lifeless 10-year olds into thinking war is a game.
Idiot: 1M4 G0 PL4Y C0D

Another Idiot: G00D! 1'LL J01N Y0UR S3RV3R

Person: There's more to the Call of Duty than THAT...
Idiot: D3R3 1S? *mind is blown*
door InvisibleWater 29 juni 2012
55 9
 
2.
A state of mind similar to Tourette's Syndrome often experienced by the lifeless 10-year olds who play Call of Duty. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
- Mood swings
- Shouting random crap
- Violent outbursts
- Unpredictable behavior
- Anxiety
- Rapid heartbeat
- Irritability
Things that cause Call of Duty Syndrome to flare up are:
- Meeting a German
- Planes
- Helicopters
- CoD haters
- Meeting a Russian
- Being approached from behind
- Fresh Air
- Sounds
- Existance
- Everything not mentioned here
door InvisibleWater 30 juni 2012
17 7
 
3.
Not Safe For Work.
Often used to describe porn, which will get you fired if caught viewing it in the workplace.
Fred: No one will notice me looking at this NSFW stuff!

Andy: Fred, is that tentacle rape?

Fred: Yes, why?

Andy: If the boss catches you...

Fred: OMGWITFBBQ *tries to alt-tab to ESPN*

*boss walks in*

Boss: Fred, why are you looking at pornography?

Fred: Well I wa-

Boss: I don't want to hear it. You will not be missed.

Fred: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
door InvisibleWater 1 juli 2012
18 12
 
4.
/b/
The Africa of the internet. Lifeless pedophiles go here for their daily dose of kiddie porn, hentai, and other unseeable things.
Went to /b/ today. OH GOD HELP ME UNSEE IT.
door InvisibleWater 13 oktober 2012
15 10
 
5.
1.) A "reality" show packed to the brim with pimps, trophy wives, and bimbos with obnoxiously fake tans.

2.) shit
1.

Dave: H4v3 juh s33n d4 l4t3st 3p1s0de of J01sey Shore?
Steve: Shoot me...

2.

The dog took a Jersey Shore in the kitchen
door InvisibleWater 12 oktober 2012
7 3
 
6.
That one place where little kids can swear and rage without being tracked and hung with their own vocal cords
Your average Xbox Live convo:

Kid: *)#^%#(*^$#(_&^#

Another Kid: GHOPUEHBFOURHGIJL

Hacker: *Finds kids' Personal Info*

The kids are found hung by their vocal chords
door InvisibleWater 1 september 2012
3 1
 
7.
1. A game played in Phys. Ed. usually involving the lobbing of rubber or leather balls into people to eliminate them. It seperates the strong from the stupid, bench-warming pansies. It is currently being banned in most American school because parents think kids should be coddled beyond belief.

2. The object thrown in a game of dodgeball
1.) EHRMAHGERD MAH KID GOT A MICROSCOPIC BRUISE FROM DODGEBALL. LET'S SUE THE BOARD!

2.) I broke my nose because some jock hurled a dodgeball at the speed of light.
door InvisibleWater 23 oktober 2012
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