Me and my girl got drunk last night
started fooling around in bed and playfighting but then we started playing bugger the toe. Anyhow, she ended up with a bleeding anal sphincter and I have a perforated rectum
from her long sharp toenails
as a result of our lack of preparation before
our intoxicated game
of bugger the toe. Next time were
going to cut and file our toenails
, wash our feet, and use a little lube.