18 definitions by Edgar Pruviance

Smelly substance cumulated on and around the penis when not washed for several days or weeks or months.

Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.
- The whole house fuckin' smells like penis bob!
- Haha! I just had salmon for dinner. That's why.
door edgar pruviance 11 oktober 2009
Planetarium, said by someone who has an extremely rare disease which consists of not being able to pronounce the "t" in (and only in) the word planetarium. Pronounce: "planay'aarium"
Let's go to the plane'arium, oh by the way sorry I can't pronounce the "t" in plane'arium.
door Edgar Pruviance 2 juni 2009
Soft profanity used to emphasize an emotion, an impression. Mild version of french-canadian curse word tabarnak. Diminutive: tabaslaque
Mon oncle a des tabarslaque de grands pieds. (My uncle's feet are damn long).
door Edgar Pruviance 27 mei 2009
(French-Canadian)

Soft and polite profanity used to emphasize an emotion, an impression. Mild version of french-canadian curse word tabarnak.
Par boutte, la vie coute cher en tabarouette. (Sometimes, life is darn costly.)

Mon tabarouette de bouffon! (You darn joker!)
door Edgar Pruviance 26 mei 2009
(French-Canadian)

Soft profanity used to emphasize an emotion, an impression. Mild version of french-canadian curse word tabarnak.
Il pleut en tabarnouche. (It's raining 'en tabarnouche'.)

C'est toi qui m'a joué un tour mon tabarnouche! (You tricked me, you tabarnouche!)

Tabarnouche qu'il fait frette chez Mario. (Tabarnouche, it's cold at Mario's.)
door Edgar Pruviance 26 mei 2009
Haircut generally seen on heads of thin white passive-agressive men wearing tight blue jeans and a camisole. Synonym: mullet.
This priest has the shiniest longueuil I have ever seen.
door Edgar Pruviance 26 mei 2009
Disconfort, stinging sensation or mild pain caused by the pulling of a lump of pubic hair which accidentally got stock in between the penis foreskin and the glan. Diminutive: winsock
Sorry if you see me putting my hand in my pants in front of you for few seconds, I have a bad case of trumpet winsock I must urgently fix.

He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.
door Edgar Pruviance 27 mei 2009

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