22 definitions by Diane aka the BITCH

Absent By Self Enforced Net Deprivation .
I feel the urge to h4x0r so I will be ABVND.
door Diane aka the BITCH 3 juli 2005
Absent By Voluntary Net Deprivation.
The Internet has ruined my life so I am ABSEND.
door Diane aka the BITCH 3 juli 2005
Absent By Enforced Net Deprivation. Used to explain to fellow netizens (especially on USENET) that one will be losing (or has not had) Internet access for some time for reasons outside one's control.
Because the courts say my h4x0ring of NASA jacked them up ...I will be ABEND for a while.
door Diane aka the BITCH 3 juli 2005
To unplug a computer in order to reset or unjam it. The 120 comes from the fact that 120 volts is the wall socket voltage in the United States and CanaDUH.

*** Only do this as a last ditch effort.
My computer is fucked so I have to 120 reset.
door Diane aka the BITCH 3 juli 2005
The person getting stalkerized.
OMFG Micah told me I AM the stalkee :(
door Diane aka the BITCH 2 juli 2005
Derogatory term for a Jewish female.
Call me a kikess and I'm going to shove my foot so far up your ass you will have to open your mouth so I can paint my toe nails.
door Diane aka the BITCH 2 juli 2005
Person behind the keyboard.
I am the great keyboard commander and my words will haXor your computer n00b.
door Diane aka the BITCH 2 juli 2005

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